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America’s daftest politician, Lauren Boebert, caused yet more consternation this week.

The Colorado congresswoman expressed concern on the House floor over reports that Americans own 46% of the world’s civilian firearms. Instead of attacking the shocking figure, gunslinger Boebert told fellow lawmakers: “We need to get our numbers up, boys and girls.”

This, despite America making up only 4% of the global population.

Boosting her stupidity credentials, she went on to say that gun-free zones are the “most dangerous places” in the States.

God doesn’t need to bless America… he needs to help it.

A Virginia high school basketball team’s season abruptly ended after an assistant coach was caught impersonating a 13-year-old player.

Arlisha Boykins, 22, took part in a game earlier this month while the teenager was out of town. She has since been fired. Talk about from lay-ups to laid-off.

Michigan’s shortest fishing season lasted just 65 minutes. The 2023 lake sturgeon catch on Black Lake in Cheboygan and Presque Isle counties started at 8am and ended at 9.05am when the quota was filled.

An Iowa care facility faces a hefty fine after mistakenly pronouncing a 66-year-old resident dead.

The pensioner, a resident at the Glen Oaks Alzheimer’s Special Care Centre, woke up “gasping for air” as she lay in a body bag at the funeral home.

Road rage is really something in the States. Police this week revealed how one furious driver in Paulding County, Georgia, was so angry he pulled a gun on another.

However, in his haste to pull out the firearm, he shot himself and had to be rushed to hospital.