Mr T adds bling to dancing show

REALITY round-up. A-Team legend Mr T has signed up to appear on Dancing with the Stars.

Like most celebs, he’s using it as a way to drop weight.

So far, he’s managed to lose four stone just by taking off his jewellery.

Mr T’s old catchphrase “pity the fool” might come in handy for the big man.

Well, it was that attitude that allowed Ed Balls to stay in Strictly so long.

His diva demands are already ruffling a few feathers as he kicked off at the ready salted Pringles laid out for him backstage.

Well, you know Mr T and crisps. He ain’t going on no plain.

Meanwhile, eight cast members will be joining the new series of Geordie Shore.

Which is great news for Channel 5 as it means they’ve now got housemates lined up for the next eight series of Celebrity Big Brother.

Elsewhere, Let It Shine judge Martin Kemp has revealed that he once went on an eight-hour drugs bender.

In case you’re wondering, it’s similar to the one most viewers had to go on after watching last week’s final.

Boy band Five To Five won the show, bagging themselves a year’s contract as stars of a new Take That touring musical.

The plan is their career will be defined by a Take That song.

They’re hoping Rule The World. But the smart money’s on It Only Takes a Minute.