Dishing the dirt

MONDAY

LYNDA Carter, the original Wonder Woman has hit back at director James Cameron’s criticism of the recent hit movie reboot.

She complained about him till she was blue in the face. At which point he offered her a part in the new Avatar film. A REPORT has claimed that young folk are turning to mucky films to educate themselves about the birds and the bees.

In fairness, this has had a terrible effect on me.

For one thing, I’m now pure terrified to call out a plumber. A FORMER Buckingham Palace chef has revealed that the Queen loves Corn Flakes for breakfast.

Despite this, Prince Charles still keeps trying to serve his maw something else – Cheerios.