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DR CHRISTIAN WILL SEE YOU NOW W, 9pm AS EVER, make sure you’ve eaten your dinner before tuning in for this one.

There’s another string of yucky ailments for Dr Christian, right, and his team of specialists to inspect.

Abbie, 16, has a fear of vomiting, a phobia so severe that it has left her mostly housebound.

Meanwhile, Nathan drops in to ask about a painful skin condition that is covering his face and scalp. It is having a big impact on his self-esteem and family life. ONLY FOOLS HORSES CHRISTMAS GOLD, 6.40pm AS THE Gold channel continues to churn out classic festive episodes, tune in for this cracker from Del Boy (David Jason, right) and Rodney (Nicholas Lyndhurst).

Bored with spending Christmas at home, and slightly anxious as they wait for Grandad’s traditional poisoned Christmas dinner, they decide to don their party clothes and head off to a trendy club.

Well, we say trendy, but it’s called the Monte Carlo, so make of that what you will. DAVE GORMAN MODERN LIFE IS GOODISH

DAVE, 10pm A PHYSICALLY Large Head. That is the slightly bizarre title of this latest offering from Gorman, right, who has more musings on life.

One can only presume he is referring to his own head, as he embarks on a rant about society’s obsession with image.

He goes through some old photos and investigates just how far people will go for fame.

Of course, we know the answer already – some people will do absolutely anything. DEATH IN PARADISE

DRAMA, 8pm MORE head scratching from the seemingly dopey detective Humphrey (Kris Marshall).

Although, in true Columbo style, he always has an epiphany and cracks the case. This time a woman kills herself at a retirement home. But even though it looks like an overdose, too many clues suggest murder.

There’s relationship trouble when Humphrey’s estranged wife Sally (Morven Christie) arrives on the island wanting to give it another go.