It’s time to Bale out.. if you’re Roseanne or Liverpool’s goalie
to Irn-Bru. Roseanne said sorry but hit out at accusations she’s racist.
In fairness, she has done her bit for one black person this week. As some Americans no longer think Bill Cosby is the worst human being to star in a sitcom.
The troubles continue. A natural hair dye based on blackcurrant waste from the production of Ribena has been created by scientists.
The dye will be an odd dark purpleblue colour not seen in human hair before.
With the possible exception of Paul McCartney.
What about Will Young? He’s been banned from driving for six months after
THE creators of Sesame Street are suing an upcoming sex, drugs and violence-laden puppet-based movie because it uses the tagline “No Sesame. All Street”. Come on, it’s their own fault. I watched one the other day that closed with the phrase: “Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters M.D.M.A.”
his 4×4 smashed into the back of a parked car, nearly hitting its driver.
After driving so carelessly he’s been told to attend a special course.
Where he’ll be instructed how to buy a BMW.
Meanwhile, YouTube say they have deleted more than half of the violent music videos that senior police asked them to take down.
They include lots of videos featuring the band Steps which encourage gratuitous violence. Mainly against the members of Steps.
Maybe they should all take a lead from the bold Russian journalist who got in trouble for faking his own death to avoid being targeted by hitmen. Talk is it could start a trend of controversial journalists faking their own deaths and disappearing forever.
I’m all for it. As long as we start with Piers Morgan. Nae trouble at all. Film news. Solo: A Star Wars Story has failed to make the impact Disney had hoped.
It’s supposed to be a “stand alone” movie. Judging by ticket sales it sounds more like a “sit alone” one.
And it’s been officially revealed that Danny Boyle will direct the next James Bond film. Expect Bond to face his most frightening and dangerous enemy ever.
Begbie with a broken pint tumbler and a licence to malky.