Look what Kanye’s Don now
THE world of music has been full of odd behaviour.
Beyonce and Jay-Z have severed all ties with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West after they showed loyalty to Donald Trump. In response, Kanye has severed all links with them. And with reality and the concept of reason.
Katy Perry has been gushing over her love for boyfriend Orlando Bloom, calling him an “anchor”.
After seeing Orlando get his paddle out on that canoe, we’ve either misheard Katy or she’s tried to throw the bold yin overboard.
Mariah Carey fans are concerned about their idol after she barely moved a muscle performing at the American Music Awards. Actually, Mariah’s such a diva, she refuses to move. And expects the whole world to revolve around her.
A Swedish woman claims George Michael fathered a love child with her. I heard she was looking for Fastlove, though that might just be a Careless Whisper. ● THE US owners of Cadbury have been slammed for paying no corporation tax in Britain on their vast profits here. In honour of their greed, Cadbury have just bought out a new product – the Cannae Spare a Dime Bar.
TRUMP FAN Kanye West