Cheating Strictly star has blown his cha cha chances
OOFT, it’s murder on the dance floor. Yes, Strictly love cheats Seann Walsh and Katya Jones will do the dance of shame on tonight’s show, despite calls for them to be banned.
It’s thought Seann might enter from above attached to a wire. Tied around his neck by his ex-girlfriend.
Seann and Katya are said to be worried that viewers of the show will vote them off this week after they were caught doing a fair bit of the old tongue tango.
On the plus side, an invite from Celebrity Love Island is already in the post.
It’s been claimed that the Strictly judges wanted to sack the pair, saying their behaviour was too much.
And surely being called over the top by Bruno Tonioli may well be the final insult in this mad episode.
Stars have rallied round Rebecca Humphries after she released a blistering statement in the wake of her then boyfriend Seann kissing another woman on her birthday.
Meanwhile, Seann spent the week in the company of three more women. Presumably from a crisis management PR team. Unsurprisingly, Rebecca has dumped Seann – and taken the cat. Which is strange. Well, you’d have thought she’d have had enough of preening creatures that only look out for themselves.
As for Katya, she’s not exactly helping the negative press Russia’s getting just now. Only this week, the Kremlin have been accused of targeting British teenagers through social media accounts, aiming to sow discord among young Westerners.
Not hard, is it? If you want to get young folk over here upset, the only thing you need to show them on social media is the price of a house.
Then there’s Vladimir Putin and the other world leaders being told by the UN
MO FARAH has won his first ever marathon in a new European record time, after claiming victory on the mean streets of Chicago.
Some experts claim that the dodgier the city, the faster the winning time.
That’s a point Mo wishes to explore further at his world record attempt next week in Airdrie.
that they’ve got a moral obligation to act now on climate change.
In response, Donald Trump has leapt into action. And disappeared to find out what the word “moral” means.
The truth is, this sort of hanky panky has been going on forever. A literary expert even claimed that William Shakespeare’s writing about women shows he was angry with one for giving him an STD.
It was a proper Shakespearian one as well. After he’d had it for a 12th night, it spread and gave him a right painful Coriolanus.
So what of Seann and Katya, the latest pair to conjure up the Strictly curse? It’s up to the public now. Will they keep dancing? Or maybe it’s time for them to foxtrot off. Either way I’m sorted – I’m definitely keeping the cat. ●ANIMAL news and Chris Packham is concerned about the environmental impact of Brexit.
Presumably because all the migrating birds that come here will now be turned away at the border.
Meanwhile, Taken star Liam Neeson believes he was recognised by a horse in his latest film, as he’d worked with it before on previous movies. It’s hard to believe a horse could do that. Unless of course it had a very special set of skills.