Little Mix star is treating Piers like a big Jesy
IT’S the most wonderful time of the year and we’ve all gone a bit Christmas crackers.
Little Mix star Jesy Nelson has been getting pelters for her new gun tattoo. In fairness, the design’s not finished yet.
She’ll be having it pointing at a tattoo of Piers Morgan’s head soon.
Heston Blumenthal has unveiled a new recipe for a soup which contains pebbles and rocks.
The worst bit? Pebbles and Rocks are the names of his cats.
Talking of which, animal charity PETA have called out the wedding of Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra for involving multiple animals in the ceremony.
Apparently there were elephants in the parade, horses pulling the carriage and an entire zoo in the lasagne they served at dinner.
Television presenter Matthew Wright has revealed he won’t be spending Christmas Day with his wife.
Instead, Wright prefers to spend it by himself.
Obviously staying true to the belief that Christmas should be spent with the one you love the most.
And Michelle Obama has shared words of wisdom with Meghan Markle about adjusting to life in the spotlight.
Wee tip though, Meghan. If you want advice on what to do if folk in a rich, dysfunctional family don’t like you, you’re wasting time speaking to Michelle. Instead, just have a word with Melania Trump.
New research has found that the tax burden on British workers and families has reached a 50-year high.
However, there’s an easy way to reduce it. Just change your surname to Google or Amazon.
TATTOO Jesy Nelson