It’s iron curtains for brave boffin who came up with this
THE world’s a strange place. Let’s start in Germany where a leading male psychologist has claimed doing the ironing is good for women as it can improve their mental health.
On hearing this news, millions of German women immediately picked up an iron. Then tried to lamp that guy over the head with it.
Across the border, a stowaway has been found in the luggage hold of a school coach returning from a ski trip to France. The poor man now faces a terrible fate. The school want to keep him on as a teacher.
Meanwhile in Australia, police are investigating suspicious packages found at foreign consulates there.
Definition of a suspicious package in Australia? One containing either explosives, trip wires or alcohol-free lager.
Closer to home, a woman from Wales is waiting to hear whether her 4000 items of Harry Potter memorabilia will get her into Guinness World Records.
I’m not convinced. She says 3000 of them are hidden under her invisibility cloak.
And we’ll finish off in the good old USA. Donald Trump’s latest TV address had escalated a stand-off with Congress over the Mexican border wall issue.
Trump wants funding for the Mexican wall. Which won’t help much – as some genius in the Mexican government has demanded funding for ladders. ●A GIANT fatberg longer than the Leaning Tower of Pisa has been found blocking a sewer in Devon. The council’s had three offers to take it away. Two from waste disposal firms and one from a kebab shop hoping to recycle it. ●WAYNE Rooney’s spokesman says his arrest for intoxication was a misunderstanding.
Airport officials in the US saw he was slurring his words and assumed Rooney was drunk.
But it was because he’s a Scouser.