Daily Record

Cold call nonsense

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JUST when you think things couldn’t get any worse due to the coronaviru­s restrictio­ns, I’ve just been advised by telephone that, unbeknown to me, I’ve been involved in a road traffic accident.

I was told I was the driver of the car. I said I’ve never driven a car in my life, at which point he asked if maybe I was a passenger in an accident. I asked when and where the accident happened – but sadly they hung up. Perhaps I’ve had an accident and banged my head, causing me to lose my memory.

GP

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