CHILLY LOCH HORROR
SCOTLAND’S Centre for Expertise Waters (nope, me neither) has warned our lochs are rapidly heating up due to climate change.
That’s great news for Nessie hunters, of course, as the old girl might come ashore to cool down.
But I think the warming of the waters is still a LONG way off.
Listen, folks, I went for a quick paddle in Loch Lomond last summer and my willy STILL hasn’t emerged from my kidneys.