Jane’s gloating holiday
Someone was pushing her luck at Holidaying With Jane McDonald: Florida on Channel 5 on Sunday night.
First, Lady Jane of Wakefield swanned past the heaving queues at Manchester airport on her way to the VIP check-in desk.
Then she bragged about being upgraded to Business Class.
Then, when she arrived at her hotel, she treated us to a guided tour of the luxurious panoramic penthouse suite to which she had been generously upgraded.
And for her song at the end of the show? These lines from Disney’s Little Mermaid: “Look at this stuff. Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, the girl who has everything?”
Yes we would, Jane. There’s no need to keep rubbing it in though!