HAM-FISTED DAD

HELLO to regular reader Schlermie in Stepps who put a smile on my coupon this week with a cracking wee story.

He’s married to a lovely Muslim girl and he’ll NEVER forget introducing her to his parents.

When they offered to make tea and sandwiches, Schlermie’s dad asked if ham would be okay.

“No, not at all – Muslims don’t eat ham!”

And dear old dad said: “But it’s wafer thin…” Brilliant!

Meanwhile, hello to another masochist who never misses these pages – Fife reader Kenny McGurk.

It was Father’s Day last Sunday. But, as Kenny points out, it’s better known in Lochore as The Postman’s Holiday.

Awww…