Getting lippy with Shazza and Macca
PSSST! If anyone’s reading this in Israel, the Hamas leader is hiding in the Celebrity Big Brother house!
Worth a try, I suppose…
I only have one gripe about the Celebrity Big Brother contestants. While they’re in the house, it’s virtually impossible for any of them to get hit by a bus.
This annoying bunch of Z-listers would give a carbon monoxide leak a good name.
Incidentally, I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that, yep, I think Sharon Osbourne has had a bit of work done to her coupon.
What about those lips? Did her mother have an affair with Daffy Duck?
It looks as if Shazza has kept all her old skin from every surgical procedure and used it to clad her neck.
One more facelift and she’ll have a goatee beard.
The BB bosses will presumably break the rules and allow Sharon a visit from her plastic surgeon. After all, what’s the longest she’s gone without any cosmetic treatment – three days?
You know what? I thought it was genuinely nice to see former This Morning presenter Fern Britton in the BB house.
It gave the viewers some idea what Sharon SHOULD look like…
PS. Talking of reality TV, I was in the company of the one and only Frank McAvennie at a charity dinner last week when he came away with this cracker.
“I was asked to appear on Ex On The Beach, but they couldn’t find a big enough beach…” Macca’s daft as a brush. Halfway through our meal, he suddenly said: “What side is your heart on?” “The left,” I replied. “Oh thank f***,” he said. “I thought I was having a heart attack.”
Bonkers. Absolutely bonkers.