GEORDIE BABE TALKS UP MARRYING NEW MAN

LOVED-UP Vicky Pattison is set to marry new boyfriend John Noble. The ex-Geordie Shore babe has revealed a big wedding is on the horizon now she’s finally found “the one”. But the former Queen of the Jungle has ruled out ever being a mum over fears a baby would “destroy” her lady bits. Popular Vicky exclusively told me: “John’s the one. I have no doubt in my mind. He’s the one I will settle down with and marry. “Kids aren’t on the horizon but a big wedding and a lovely future is. “I couldn’t be happier and nothing I’ve ever experienced before comes close to this feeling.” When I asked Vicky why she doesn’t want kids she joked: “They get on my tits.

“I love him and his company but I’m not prepared to carry something for nine months which would then ruin my body, steal my career and destroy my vagina.

“After all that what if it turns out to be a prick and I don’t even like it. Everyone says you will fall in love with your baby, but why?

“Just because they’ve had the privilege of popping out of me fanny doesn’t mean I’m going to love them for it. I’ll probably be too angry about everything else.”

Vicky’s ex-boyfriend Stephen Bear and former best pal Charlotte Crosby are dating.

But a slimmed down Vicky, who was promoting her Mini V range, denied rumours she was bothered saying: “I don’t know why people think I would mind.

“I can’t even remember going out with Bear and I haven’t spoken to Charlotte for ages, so I wish them all the best.”

After our chat I bet Vicky £50 she would be a mum by the time she was 35, to which she replied: “If I’m a mum by 35 James you can be the godfather.”

Vicky, I’ll be holding you to that!

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