Nudist prison officer is butt of joke
EX-CONS had some cheeky fun when they found a photo of a prison guard at a nudist camp.
She was snapped hanging out with another naturist at the resort.
When former inmates got hold of the pic they posted it online for a giggle.
One wrote: “Guess the screws a***… been doing a lil stalking this morn, couldn’t believe what I found…she’s a nudist.”
The guard, who still works at Styal in Cheshire, where some of Britain’s most notorious female killers are held, posted the pic on her Facebook page.
It led to some saucy banter among her friends online. One person who saw it EXCLUSIVE JOE HINTON wrote: “Oh Matron!” While the officer replied: “And you’ve seen the front view.”
Another friend wrote: “I haven’t seen the front but I feel left out.”
The guard hit back by teasing: “One of the few in the village!”
But former lags soon tracked down their old jailer and posted the snap for their own amusement.
One ex-con who called her a “horrible slag” cruelly wrote: “Omfg she’s the village bike and owns it.”
Another jeered: “She’s an internet sensation. I’m going to inbox her.”
A third lag wrote: “Look what you’ve started, every screw in the North West will end up on here.”
An insider at the prison said: “There’s going to be a lot of laughs at her expense in the next few weeks.
“Fancy posting a pic of yourself with your kit off standing with another bloke. The shame of it.”
It’s not the first time an officer has been left red-faced over sexy internet shenanigans.
One senior officer faced humiliation when photos showing his wife out dogging were discovered online.
Bryan Wright’s blonde missus Ann – who worked at the same jail – was pictured romping in a forest with other men in 2006.
Two fellow officers recognised her from a tattoo on her right breast while they were trawling through adult websites.
Computer discs containing the graphic sexual images ended up circulating at HMP Ranby near Retford, Notts, where the couple worked.