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MY Shirley Valentine Summer raises a lot of questions. Chiefly, can we see Nancy Doolally’s birth certificate please, or at least carbon date her? 56, my arse.

And if Ingrid Tarrant was so hurt by Chris cheating 11 years ago, why does she keep his surname?

This show reminds us TV bosses will nick any idea and bash the granny out of it. It’s Real Marigold Goes Dating: older celebs on a free holiday in the Greek sun.

Their moans and hang-ups were overshadowed by bizarre pelvic floor exercises and staged encounters with hunky strangers – cue Lizzie Cundy lusting over a language teacher.

Let’s hope she remembered to pack her Botox top-up shots.