Gav’s dust the man you need

WORKED with a top valeting bloke this week. Or is that detailer? I dunno. Same thing I guess. Clay bars, Autoglym, dry fibre cloths, cutting back, machine polishing, blah, blah. Leeds-based Gavin, for that’s his name, has spent the past few days using what looks like Ken Dodd’s pink tickling stick to remove dust before photographers take pics.

Ken Dodd’s Dad’s Dog’s dead, by the way. Problem for Gavin is that some smartarse realised that his name shouldn’t be Gavin, it should be Dustin’ Off Man.

Dustin Hoffman? Geddit?

Unlike the dust, I think it stuck.