Mel’s a rare breed

MEL B may not have a husband but she does own a fainting goat.

The Spice Girl revealed she got her unusual pet for a laugh.

She spilled: “I have a fainting goat. It’s bred like that. If she gets really excited or if you feed her she faints. I did this purely for that response.

“I look into my garden and I laugh because if I shout, ‘Billy’ she just keels over.”

Apparently the poor thing faints four or five times a day. Mel added: “They’re seen as being quite a demonic animal but they are the coolest breed. I don’t milk her.” Good to know.