Top Dec hosting

DIDDY Dec was on fire for the I’m A Celebrity final. What does the winner get? he asked, “after all these years it’s still a crown made of twigs. Even Take Me Out gives them a holiday”.

He had some neat digs at Nick Knowles too, describing him as “so good at DIY he even gravelled his voice”.

Let’s not be daft about Holly, though. She’s a lovely woman, highly accomplished at changing clothes and reading an Autocue, but she’s not funny.

Let’s have Ant back where he belongs next year.