Frozen out again

Daily Star Sunday - - FRONT PAGE -

ITV have cho­sen to ig­nore my ad­vice to liven up Danc­ing On Ice with a few strate­gi­cally placed paraf­fin heaters. A shame.

Great ice-skat­ing can be mag­i­cal. Un­for­tu­nately, most of their skaters fall shorter than Jane Dan­son’s skirt.

Gemma Collins has the easy grace of a P&O ferry. The only “triple axel” the GC knows is the truck that trans­ports her to and from the rink.

An­swers on a post­card by Thurs­day, Jan­uary17, to: Garry’s Dwarf Con­test, PO Box 10220, Sut­ton Cold­field, B761ZH.Usual rules ap­ply.

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