Frozen out again
ITV have chosen to ignore my advice to liven up Dancing On Ice with a few strategically placed paraffin heaters. A shame.
Great ice-skating can be magical. Unfortunately, most of their skaters fall shorter than Jane Danson’s skirt.
Gemma Collins has the easy grace of a P&O ferry. The only “triple axel” the GC knows is the truck that transports her to and from the rink.
Answers on a postcard by Thursday, January17, to: Garry’s Dwarf Contest, PO Box 10220, Sutton Coldfield, B761ZH.Usual rules apply.