Cut above rest of ’em

A MAN has secured one of the most pointless world records in history.

Without hurting anyone, Syed Alavi cut 75 pineapples in half on top of people’s heads in 29 seconds in Anakkara, India.

TWO dopey gunmen who stole drugs worth £250,000 from a chemist were nabbed after police followed a trail of pill bottles. The empty containers were tossed from their getaway car in Florida. Jail might be a hard pill to swallow.