Daily Star Sunday

Glad of a little Brotherly love

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…was talking about a jockey when he said:

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WHAT about Maya Jama’s lowcut dress last weekend?

Mamma Mia! It might not Save Our Summer but it definitely made my week.

Most current telly seems to be on a mission to depress us. If the news isn’t grim enough, feast on three nights of Novichok poisoning!

So unexpected thanks to E4 for Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, especially for rememberin­g Steptoe’s love-child Nikki Grahame, whose “Who is she?” rant about Susie Verrico was funnier than Adam Hills will ever be. is still electric. Memorable BB

Big Bro began as a groundbrea­king moments ranged from the funny social experiment and stayed entertaini­ng (Makosi’s Jacuzzi “pregnancy”) to the for years before degenerati­ng feral – BB5’s boozy “Fight Night” when into a cynical career launch-pad for security had to separate Emma talentless show-offs. Greenwood and Victor “The Plumber”

The first housemates had no idea Ebuwa. how they would be perceived outside. Lowest low: Kinga pleasuring

It was extraordin­ary to re-watch the herself with a wine bottle (possibly Nasty Nick Bateman affair as fellow a Semillon). contestant­s, led by series winner Saddest fall: Jade Goody, a likeable Craig Phillips, grilled him over his dimwit evicted in disgrace over 2007’s plotting. “Shilpa Poppadom” racism row.

Nick wasn’t that nasty. He’d written Best was Brian Belo, the super-fan down a few names to manipulate who won BB8. I liked BB2’s Amma. In eviction votes. But that confrontat­ion fact, if I had an Amma, I’d Amma in the morning, evening...

Celeb Big Brother surpassed the original, with huge rows (Kim Woodburn), shocking lows (pottymouth­ed Perez, creepy Ken Morley) and appalling lies (Roxanne Pallett).

Sadly, new bosses C5 overstretc­hed the format, ran out of stars and started evicting people for “thought-crimes”.

Big Brother died of natural causes. Do not resuscitat­e.

TOP CBB moments: Jack Dee’s break-out, “David’s dead”, George Galloway’s cat, “Frank Carson’s dressing room”, Vanessa’s breakdown.

I’d Amma in the

MAYA Jama, right...The Salisbury Poisonings... Gangs Of London finale (SkyAt).

YOU Are What You Wear, left – you aren’t what I’d watch...The Heights – new lows...Portals Of Hell – a large portion of ham.

TOO Hot To Handle – too dumb to bother with. The over-graphic rape scenes on I May Destroy You. Virtuesign­alling celebs rushing to support those who would shut down free speech.

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