Comic Vic admits ‘I’m a bighead’
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FUNNYMAN Vic Reeves says he struggles to find hats to fit him because of his massive bonce.
Speaking on the podcast Jools And Jim’s Joyride, his co-star Jools Holland said: “We should talk about your enormous head.”
Vic replied: “It’s true… I used to get special hats made.”
The comic added that his head was once measured at the BBC.
He said: “They said I had the largest head ever to be measured at the BBC.”
And he reckoned hats were great places to “store things”, adding: “Criminals can keep money in their hats, or guns.”
Jools claimed soldiers from the Band of the Grenadier Guards once told him they have a contest to see “who can put the daftest thing under their hat for the Trooping of the Colour”.
The musician claimed one soldier “had a gerbil” under his bearskin.
HOW much more dramatic cobblers can we buy into?
We’ve already got Anna Friel stalking herself on Marcella, and The Drowning got wetter by the episode.
Now Netflix want us to swallow Behind Her Eyes – the soppiest series of the year.
It started like a bog-standard adultery saga. Single mum Louise bumps into hunky Scottish shrink David on a night out.
He kisses her and pulls away sharply, so either he has secrets or she needs mouthwash. Naturally, he’s her new (married) boss.
We know David will slip Lou the claymore; his chilly, pilled-up missus Adele, inset, will befriend her… and things will get bloody quicker than a just-for-drunks version of Dancing On Ice.
This isn’t a lusty love triangle, though – something weirder is coming…
Odds-on the show’s muchmooted “WTF ending” will leave us all chewing the carpet.
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