My journey through the man-opause

MOST of you will know me from Fun House. But I’ve loads of tales to tell, so I’ve written my autobiography.

Just in time for a pandemic that stops people going to the book shop. Story of my life!

I’ve been asked to write a book a few times over the years, but it wasn’t until I neared my 60th that the idea really took hold.

I’ve done the dodgy haircut and the sports cars, so with a book my midlife crisis is complete.

They always say boxers’ books are the funniest because they’re full of punchlines.

But I’ve filled mine with fun. Well, Fun House at least!

A night I’ll never forget is when I met Princess Di, right. I’ll forgive you if you can’t fathom who’s who in this snap – her 1980s “do” was almost as famous as my mullet.

I’ve never been able to shake that hair-do and I wouldn’t want to.

As they say, a man with a mullet walks into a bar and the bartender says: “The party’s in the back.”

Welcome to the party!