Gord show’s pure stodge

YOU need nerve to win Bank Balance – but not as much nerve as Gordon Ramsay, who thinks he has the ability to host a game show.

The format is a dog’s dinner – slow, dull and as easy to follow as tax law.

So we’re watching to see if a puffed-up chef with the people skills of Vlad The Impaler can get through the shambles without swearing. Who f***ing cares?

Siblings Tosin and Tobi were funnier than professional tosser Ramsay but would struggle on Tipping Point.