Millwall yob a cold case

ITV’S Unforgotten returned with the strange case of a decapitated Millwall hooligan.

There’s a school of thought, prevalent among their London rivals, that a Millwall fan deprived of his loaf can still function perfectly well, much like a chicken.

But this poor bod was beheaded after death and stored in a freezer for 30 years. The ultimate cold case.

He was partially defrosted, but still not as chilly as Eileen.

As is now traditional, the chief suspects are a bunch of ex-cops.