My bare facts on us fellas

LOVE Island ends tomorrow, so I’m told. Did I miss something highly entertaining, or do I simply prefer being out in the open air walking the dog on summer nights?

I think I chose well, because love is the 7th sense – it can destroy the other six senses and often ends in nonsense.

A bit of advice to anyone who’s in a relationship reading this – never laugh at your partner’s choices, because you’re one of them.

Finally, if you want to impress a woman you love, then compliment her, comfort her, protect her, wine and dine her and above all support her.

To impress a man you love, arrive naked and bring booze…