Gary lineker, you are utterly wrong. Wimbledon is renowned for its traditions etc, the only pompous and arrogant person is Lewis Hamilton for not going along with tie and jacket rule. just another example of overpaid celebrity who thinks fame and fortune will get him everything. Well done Wimbledon for sticking to your guns and doing what we all have to do every day. FOLLOW RULES. Cal England loyal Sorry Mr Lineker. I think you’re an absolute legend but you’re wrong about Wimbledon. Rules are rules. To ignore them is plain arrogance. CurvyWomanLover Re Lewis Hamilton refusing to wear a tie. Good. The only people who looked good in ties were The Beatles. LEO, LEEDS Thank god Wimbledon’s over. Just waiting to see David Beckham at the Ashes now! BIONIC GRAN the obscenity that is the world of prem transfer mrkt reaches an all-time high wiv the 49mil transfer of raheem sterling and a reported wage of 250k per wk. in these times how can this be justified? It makes me wonder wat my lad would be worth today who 10 yrs ago turned down the chance of pro football wiv torquay in favour of non league becos he loved football. robtin Breaking news! George is a proper “little monkey.” Yes, most two year old boys are. Now tell us something we don’t know Wills. Such as how much will the little fella cost the taxpayer for the rest of his life? Captain Sensible So a u-turn on a vote to repeal the ban on foxhunting. How about a vote to repeal the human rights act this week, instead of next year. Then we can deport scum. diz Bring back fox hunting? The Tories really are the nasty party. ChrisC U-turn on fox hunting is because its royals’ number 1 sport. what, a jolly good show what, tally ho. Geoff If NATS MPs were as passionate about Scottish child poverty as they are about protecting English foxes, maybe the 56 Scottish MPs could get their fingers out their arses and do something about austerity blitz on their own country! FUNKY LEVEN Greeks would not accept austerity measures and wanted to party on money the country did not have. Now their belts have to be tightened very hard. Farouk Crosshill To all you lot down sth. A kilt is not a skirt! I wear a kilt and am proud, even go commando! That means no underwear worn under kilt to all you thickos! ALAN SMALL, EDINBURGH quote in Monday’s star: my top fear being new jezza. don’t worry ginger nuts, u will never come close to being new jezza. I for one will never watch top gear as long as Evans is on it! al Good luck to Chris Evans on Top Gear! The old frontmen were terrific but a bit stale. It’s the backroom boys that make the show a car fest nugget! anon My missus called me childish for sticking my tongue out at her. She’s just a big fat poo face. Grant Hately I hate my mother in law so much I set my alarm clock an hour earlier than I need to. When I wake up I hate her for an hour longer. Skimbleshanks I went to a well known racecourse. I went into the restaurant where I said “could I have a pot of tea please” The waiter said “You might get tea, sir, and then again you might not.” “What do you mean?” I demanded. “Well, sir,” the waiter explained, “on a racecourse there’s no such thing as a CERTAIN TEA.” THE SURGERY REGULAR Texts cost 25p plus standard network charges. SP: Spoke Ltd, W1B 2AG. Helpdesk: 0333 202 3390. MY girlfriend texted: “Love you babe xxx.” I replied: “Love you too babe.” She wrote: “It would mean a lot to me if you started putting some x’s at the end of your text darling. xxx.”
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