have tv producers run out of ideas? Flock Stars, what’s that all abart? What next – celebrity seagull culling? from Miguel Sheffield Cameron should order psycho seagulls to attack Isis, eat their grub & starve them to death. Bus Pass Elvis I hv answer to seagull prob. close all chip shops n bakeries. problem solved. mags, hull Why are people making such a fuss about dive-bombing seagulls at the coast? I mean, seagulls at the seaside. Who’d have thought? LEODIS Msg to President Obama: Keep your nose out of our politics! we will do what we want, not what you want us to do. this applies to the eu too. Markie B I don’t agree with babies getting their ears pierced. Why inflict pain on a child that doesn’t understand what you are doing? It shouldn’t be allowed. Teesside Girl if isis only beleive in murdering people, why dont they take all their people into the desert and kill each other? bob scarb Is R.Brand holding his nose (page 7, D/S Thursday) because he cant stand the stench of bullsh*t coming from his own mouth? Ajay Why doesn’t Cameron get his finger out of his ass & find out who supply arms & food to Isis & cut the supply off, which I hope should stop some of these atrocities happening. Hal Labour has no chance of winning under Jeremy Corbyn. he’s a weird Leftie who don’t do nothing about the poor, he prefers posh tw*ts like Karl Marx. jedda hooray for lily again on p3. Feels like another birthday treat. Loads of birthdays this year! More more more. alan, wirral by eck, are all the girls up North as busty as Barnsley’s own Mandy. page 3 thursday? When it comes to curves, i say Northern girls are tops. Bri, wigan mandy p3 what a top babe. wow! Mark Re Andyyork: Fully agree mate. Gemma Arterton true English rose who’s beauty should be celebrated. TonyB to teesside girl: the trouble is at least 6 past xf contestants mentored by cheryl fv have all expressed the same negative opinion of her. are they all wrong? adam robbie williams pants. he certainly is. pompeyjohn So spineless Cameron gives MPs a 10% rise that he takes off the sick, disabled and elderly & people already struggling on benefits. I bet he doesnt have to superglue his trainers together just to go out. BIONIC GRAN why are we sending signals into space? we don’t want any aliens to come and blow up the planet. we have enough problems as it is. They would be right in considering the human race the most dangerous animals in the universe. MAD Mc Well thats been a success the ban on tailgating. Is it just me that thinks this seems to have become a national sport for thicko drivers. Has any1 been prosecuted? “Whoops” got to go. theres some one up my jacksey. Bazboy Why do ITV4 ruin a fantastic event like Le Tour de France with constant breaks for absolute trash adverts? Talk about annoying. Willo how far fetched was emmerdale the other nite? Paddy gets shot and the next thing he’s walking round like nothing’s happened. Heather j Grant Hately: just nick a baseball cap from any rapper who thinks U wear em that way. JOE DI MAGGIO all this huff and puff over recycling. i did my bit 30yrs ago. i went to a dating agency and got a BAG for Life. Stew, yks So more and more drunk people are being allowed on planes. Why all the fuss? I always need a few drinks before I get on a big bird. LEO, LEEDS
Bri,wigan. I too find the Bond films boring, repetetive and badly acted. Far superior Bourne trilogy with Matt Damon. Hugh Jarse Daniel Craig is the worst Bond ever, Sean Connery the best, no contest. Alan Leg-watchers, go to bed satisfied you’ve seen the best & only legs on BBC worth looking at. Kirsty Wark on Newsnight. No contest! Brian Texts cost 25p plus standard network charges. SP: Spoke Ltd, W1B 2AG. Helpdesk - 0333 202 3390 I WENT to see the doctor and I said to her: “My hearing is failing.” “Oh,” she said. “Have you done anything about it?”
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YOWZA, by email ALL these attacks on people and pets and other birds by seagulls are very alarming.
I find it staggering that the Government says we can’t do anything about these flying rats because they are protected by some daft law.
There are millions of the pests out there – and they are not just at the seaside any more. Most of our towns and cities are full of them.
If we can poison rats as vermin, we should do likewise for seagulls.
H JENKINS, Nottingham