Rooney for a knighthood is a joke. Like previous tournaments, England will be home early and star player Rooney will yet again make his excuses for his dismal display. World class he is NOT. Wait and see. Skinbad1 what has t****r rooney done to get knighthood? charity work, saved lives, fought for queen and country? no he kicked a ball about for 90 minutes! Wot s***e! pete woking surrey Wayne rooney a sir. no way, all he does is kick a ball. Lots of people more deserving this honour. he is a waste of space. proves how thick footie fans are. marg c What a waste of a knighthood on Wayne Rooney. He is rubbish. he should go and play in America. Kev All footballers are overpaid! That’s why I can’t take my kids any more, and that’s why I don’t go! You can see players on obscene money in teams at the bottom of the table! Great game, spoiled by greed. BRUMLAD GOD SAVE THE QUEEN: May you reign over us for many more years your majesty. Chicken George Shrewsbury Cant believe people evacuating the fiery vegas jet with their carry-on luggage. Surely priority is to get everyone off safely. Mark in Brid Today marks 14 years since the horrific September 11th attacks in 2001 on America. To this day it’s still so raw. We should take a moment to remember the people who lost their lives, and the heroics of the emergency services that day. Teesside Girl From her immaculate hair down to her stiletto heels, nicola sturgeon is a very classy and elegant lady. I expect the people criticising her slob around in T-shirts and jeans. Lady Liz re Cheryl thinking she’s going to take over X factor! Oh please! Feel sure all Geordies would be pleased but what about the rest of us? An interpreter may be needed! Coronets lancs Dress & appearance codes in schools only right to be adhered to. What do people like Chris Morley, Harrogate want? The British army looking like hippies & punk rockers etc. willytheweasel If Yvonne McDowell and the other idiots like her obeyed school rules regarding hairstyles and uniforms maybe it would reduce the bullying between the haves and the have-nots. one reason to have dress and hairstyle codes. Munkaree wot sort of mother lets a girl have a ridiculous haircut like that of lauren mcdowell, obviously just lukin 4 aggro with school. If my daughter came home like that i wudn’t even let her out of the house. Bantaman We all know GINNY P speaks for the poor beasts who have no voice in this world. Cecil is dead! Move on. this saga is getting as boring as EastEnders Lucy Beale storyline! FUNKY LEVEN you have more of a chance of seeing lord lucan riding shergar than seeing any workers on the 25-mile roadworks on M1. SIDDY NOTTINGHAM I worked for a pest control firm. When setting a trap, mice can resist cheese but love chocolate. OldSiv So now we are going to get “SNOW WHITE” without the dwarfs. WHATEVER NEXT? SANTA WITHOUT HIS HELPERS? PC BRIGADE GONE MAD. D.J.ADLER ANON ESSEX: the reason London’s police HQ is called Scotland Yard is because most of the petty criminals are let off Scot free. Hugh Jarse My uncle knew the day he was gonna die. A judge told him. He was then asked 4 any last requests. He said: “Yeah, hold my hand!” Momma Towel Kirsty Gallacher is looking the sexiest she ever did. I’m sure she will go far on Strictly. A.Lytham The Daily Star has every right to be proud of a grand tradition of Page 3 girls. Mieka who appeared on Thursday Sep 10 is a stunning example of this art form. labbo, enfield amazing photo of kate moss in the paper. must be the sexiest woman on the planet. pompeyjohn Hooray! Gogglebox is back! I live in hope that it’s minus Boring Bill & Jerky Josef with their biscuit analysis & theories. Southern Cazza, Hull the girls who turn up on ex on the beach trying 2 get their men back obviously have no self respect. Remember these r the same men they dumped b’cause they wouldn’t stop cheating. Maybe it’s b’cause they’re so desperate 2 b on tv. Heather j Got 2 laugh at car adverts. Where do they find empty city streets 2 film as over-populated UK goes bumper 2 bumper? Den, Perth Brian McFadden you are superb on Whos Doing The Dishes. brightens up my day. JEN Last night I told my girlfriend to tie me up and do whatever she wanted. So she did and buggered off to her sister’s house. Grant Hately Texts cost 25p plus standard network charges. SP: Spoke Ltd, W1B 2AG. Helpdesk: 0333 202 3390. AN elderly gentleman has had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor who sent him for hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
The man went back in a month to the doctor and the doc said: “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again.”
To which the man said: “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will five times!”
LAUGHING LAD, Leicester I HAD a game of Scrabble with my wife last night. It’s the only way I can get a bloody word in.
FRAN McMAHON, Liverpool I SEE the Met Office are appealing for help in naming winter storms.
Well here are some suggestions. A storm that devastates the north but leaves the south entirely unscathed could be called Margaret.
A storm that starts slowly in Europe but goes on to cause death and destruction in the Middle East should be named Tony.
And one that sits mid-Channel uncertain which way to blow next has to be David.
PETE WARBURTON, Bolton