A question for the people who are against bombing IS in syria. If they attack the UK before we bomb them, what will your reaction be? DC all the usual do-gooders shouting off about bombing isis in syria as is their right, but how long would it be before they started pointing the finger if we had a paris here? isis has shown that the best security is no barrier to them. i say shut up and concentrate ur energies on supporting the lads and lasses who will av to do the job on our behalf. robtin It’s right that every MP should get a free vote on Syria and not be bullied by power mad leaders. RAB Fife the labour party is a total shambles and the sooner that lunatic corbyn is put back in his box the better. david hastings where were the french during the falklands war? Supplying the argies with exocet missiles. What were the yanks doing when the ira were bombing us? Having collections for them in New York pubs. Tell them to get lost. Young pensh 75 how can cameron talk about climate change and bombing in the same day? nutter. big arch It’s ok to take measures to tackle global warming, but it seems to be just US that are paying for it. If China, Russia and USA don’t take the same action, we may as well p*** against wind! We are a tiny country, we can’t do it on our own! Mooseman The world is overpopulated and now they’re trying to invent a pill to allow us to live to 120. Anyone else see a problem here? Swany57 so Sutcliffe going back to real prison. about time too. he should have been there in first place instead of living a cushy life. let the evil scum rot in jail. stig2 andrew murray to get a knighthood. what for? done sod all to earn it. the man is a total muppet. dann guildford, surrey Yet again a sportsperson plays his boring sport actually wins and the country goes mad. give him a knighthood for bashing a ball about? total stupidity. paul sandown, iow Just opened the 1st window on my Russell Brand Advent calendar & got a chocolate knob. BIONIC GRAN i opened the 1st window on my advent calendar today and a pizza take-away menu fell out. Andy, Mitcham to Jordan from the stone: wot the hell is yellow snow? Mr. Mista Blokes walking around in this freezing weather with woolly hats, thick woolly pullovers, heavy winter top coats and boots with bloody SHORTS on. I just don’t get it. Bazboy nhs scotland bringing in senior staff from australia and india to cover shortages. Mmm? I’m waiting on op. surely cheaper for nhs to fly me to oz for surgery and a month’s recuperation in hotel? I don’t mind if its only b and b at hotel providing it has a bar! Lily the pink A mafia boss wif his attorney met up wif his accountant. The boss asked him wheres the 3mill bucks u owe me? Accountant doesnt ans. Attorney says. Sir the mans deaf. But i can use sign language. Boss says tell him if he dont tell me i will blow his brains out! Accountant signs back. Moneys stashed in my garage. Wot did he say boss asked? Attorney ans. He dont think u got the guts 2 pull the trigger. Swamp Duck when i need cheering up, I play our wedding video backwards. always feel better when she takes the ring off, backs down the aisle and takes off in wedding car. yorky lad Texts cost 25p plus standard network charges. SP: Spoke Ltd, W1B 2AG. Helpdesk: 0333 202 3390. I LIKE to play chess with old men in the park, although it’s hard to find 32 of them.
ALAN HADLEY, Ipswich THERE was a knock at the door at my posh hotel and a woman said: “I’ve come to turn down your bed.” To which I replied: “Well many women have in the past, why should you be any different?”
DAVE COLLINS, Manchester HOW do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
SUE WOOD, Barking I WAS not a particularly small child. I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school nativity.
JOHN PORTER, Blackpool I THINK there’s some very clever editing going on in the jungle.
My predicition is that George Shelley is going to come up on the inside and slug it out with Geordie lass Vicky Pattison for I’m A Celebrity victory.
The pair of them are just so nice without being too sickly.
The infighting between some of the rest is going to cost them in my opinion.
Mind you I have been known to be wrong, so don’t go spanking your entire wages in the bookies!
SIMON SPENCE, Cardiff