War heroes can’t live in this country because she’s non-EU and he doesn’t earn enough to keep her! How long have Syria, Ethiopia, Nigeria plus been in the effin EU? Jump off a lorry and get what you want! Alan T How can we refuse soldier Andrew McLaughlin’s American wife the right to live here? How many of the 30,000 so called asylum seekers are now earning £18,600+? NONE I’ll bet. EBG It’s shocking war hero Andrew McLaughlin can’t bring his wife and child into this country because he doesn’t earn enough. What about the people already here on less money trying too make ends meet – we do what we can too feed our families if it means working 12hrs a day. Come on dstar – get behind one of our boys. Tel Oxford how can they say that the new jihadi John is British when he comes from London which stopped being anything to do with Britain 15 yrs ago? It’s like visiting another country. ask anyone who lives there. paulm bly New Isis coward lets 5 year old show his face but don’t have the guts 2 show his own. Graham Ayr Why are we feeding Daniella Westbrook £200k? CBB your a disgrace – think how may underprivileged normal people that cld help. Ian. North Wales What a line up of non-celebs in CBB! I wouldnt watch it if it was the only programme on TV! Dont get me started on the money they will get for it! Mossy i c that gabby in emmerdale has had a head transplant. I wondered how long b4 they swapped her b’cause the previous actress looked nowhere near 14! Heather j Emmerdale monday – gabby came into the scene and she had grown a foot and looked 5yrs older – not any prettier though! Pooly Fantastic new Gabby in Emmerdale! Couldnt be any worse than last wooden effort. Traci pyne re lauren goodger. All right you are not the first person to lose weight. Funny how she has a dvd to sell. Give it 6 months it will be put back. MARSY So Motörhead’s Ace of Spades has crashed into the charts since legend Lemmy’s death. Where were the peeps buying it now when he was alive? Frankly his entire glorious catalog of rock shud be at no.1!! SAW So, a village in Staffs are to monitor the noise that ducks are making. It seems that being quackers is contagious. Grobbo now christmas is over i’d just like to thank the bbc for all the repeats and ancient films shown over the festive season – what do they spend everybodys licence fees on? iain lancaster when fuel shot up in price, so did prices in shops as, we were told, they had to pass on delivery costs. So now diesel’s below £1 I look forward to all the reductions on the shelves! Den amazing pictures of revellers showing rears & more – lets start a mass movement to go commando. Do other readers agree? commando john All you texters stopping doing the lotto because of the extra numbers. Surely the odds will be slightly better now. I think i’ll have a go this wednesday. Wish me luck. Old king coal I told the taxi driver. Cld u take me to Mayfair? He asked me wot part? I ans all of me! Momma Towel Lightbulbs £4-5 for one – the world has gone bonkers. anon Gemma Atkinson looked at her sexiest best in Tuesday pics. What a body she has. OMG! A.Lytham queen of TV lorraine kelly my a*se – only cos shes so far up her guests backsides when she interviews em. dave Did anyone else see An Audience With Ken Dodd the other night? havnt laughed so much for months! the guy is a genius. bean kevin webster out of corrie – clean up your beard. You look like a tramp. And clean your neck. Doc. C. bank boozy kev (corrie) back on the beer cos he was seen with a pint of lager, stop assuming he’s back to his old ways. Neil. Hull So glad that Piers Morgan is on GMB – now the show is not just about sussana reid. John herts I don’t understand why Jordan is doing Loose Women. Surely she’d be better on The (Kate) Price is Right? Arnold Anderson Chiswick So Mel B wants the Spice Girls to get back together. Must be for her new Lip Sync show. LEO, LEEDS why hasnt roger daltrey of the Who been honoured by the queen yet again – its disgusting, he’s one of the last great frontmen. rockman Texts cost 25p plus standard network charges. SP: Spoke Ltd, W1B 2AG. Helpdesk: 0333 202 3390. TWO soldiers are talking to each other in the mess.
One says: “Pass the pudding, mate. His mate replies: “No, I won’t.” The first says: “Why not?” His mate replies: “It states in queens regulations you must not help another soldier to desert.”
ANTHONY, Swindon WHAT do you get if you cross a storm cloud with seagulls? Answer: Thunderbirds.
PROFESSOR, Dunstable. DID you hear about the frustrated magician? He pulled his hare out.
NICK FLETCHER, Malton, North Yorks SO Chelsea thrash Crystal Palace 3-0 away from home and the club’s players can still say they “played” for Mourinho?
It’s scandalous that they can get away with this. It was a mutiny under Jose as far as I’m concerned and players should be held to account.
It shows complete disrespect to the fans who pay their hard cash to watch their heroes, and for what?
It will be an interesting few weeks if they carry on winning.
MARK WOOD, Barnsley