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Re: Seabird. You really do need to give your head a good shake. After watching comrade abbotts car crash of an interview surely even you needs to admit they are incapable of running a village tombola stand let alone a country. Wake up. THE PATRIOT Is Dianne Abbott the thickest and useless brain dead unfit for purpose MP going? She can’t answer any questions and when she does she get her facts totally wrong! Sack the idiot! DAGENHAM DAVE OMG yet again Diane Abbott gets tongue tied. How can she hold a top job in labour party, oh yes she’s a mate of comrade Corbyn. She is an embarrassment. Asymmetrical Diane Abbott does not speak for the British public, we want facts and figures, not baloney. CHINNA MOSHA Bungling Diane Abbot! She might have to put a police uniform on herself on her costings! Then again no, please don’t! Mooseman Don’t know if this should go in joke of day or not! woke up to find labour want ten thousand extra bobbies, but they want to do away with nuclear submarines. I CAN SEE LOGIC IN THAT. Harry Bowyer as the pm and her cronies in effect resign today by dissolving parliament, do they still receive the same rip off wages? cant wait to see the nxt batch of expense claims for their london homes etc. robtin I feel that Theresa May has had her chips! Roll on the General Election and Jeremy Corbyn! BRUMLAD 7 years of a tory gov & wot hav we ad. Less police officers, less doctors & nurses, more crime, more foodbanks, more poverty. I cud go on, but u catch my drift. Be afraid of the tories. anonz Really puts you in your place don’t it? £1.3m for a pair of tits who don’t need the money. R HEAD to gauge the mood of taxpayer, government shud ask for monies for 100 billion euro brexit divorce settlement UK is being asked for on a crowd funding website. Bet all it wud raise is millions of two fingered salutations and millions of long hoarded green shield stamps. Junkers is bonkers! Lily the pink shorta**e Jean-claude Juncker! Sounds like Hitlers junkers. We kicked there a**e’s too, go on Theresa do the same! Proud Englishman Re the surfer who survived 30 hours at sea. Can’t wait to see the movie. PHANTOM TEXTER Zayn Malik you are pathetic, your mom’s best friend needs 120k which is like petty cash to you for life extending cancer treatment and you are asking others to raise the funds. Farouk Crosshill anthony joshua legend – broccoli is high in protein, get kids to eat their greens. no comment Tyson Fury says he could beat Anthony Joshua with one arm tied back. Well mate, I say you need “THERAPY”. EBG maddie mccann case, how come in the last two weeks theres about ten suspects, why has it taken ten years to come out? big ben, donny why the hell does Bella sick bag think we want to see Her B*ps creeping out from under her top – you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all!! She has nothing special at all and I’m just bored with her thinking we want to see them!! Chocdrop Texters looking for a good book to take on holiday to read poolside? Try ‘Cityboy’ by Geraint Anderson. A real eye opener. Willo my mate is trying to give up smoking, i said why don’t you try patches, you put them over your eyes then you can’t find your fags. tony worksop When i was young, we got our sweets weighed out in ‘quarters’ from big Jars. I loved the wee coloured ‘floral gums’ also candy balls and red kola cubes! bean agree totally with u pat.T.wells: we had any old iron men round our way every sat morning they had an old dodgy tanoy system that i loved to hear and laugh at... they were an asset till some sour old ex copper down the road complained about them. Now they are gone and people fly tip everywhere. jue Re Al. At least Gerry & the Pacemakes, Bannanarama & Abba could sing which is more than can be said of todays so called pop stars. Carlton In the word ‘scent’, is it the letter ‘S’ or the letter ‘C’ that’s silent? Dr Mario Speedwagon Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it’s the scenter. boomer Blackburn Me and our lass have got a love hate relationship, I love her and she hates me. Big Ned, Doncaster Bertie Basset at job interview, the guy says, “so what experience do u hav?” Bertie says “oh, i can do ALLSORTS”. i.k cheryl cole & liam payne: how many more celebrities are going to give these cruel names to their youngsters then they wonder why their children want to go on & change their names in years to come like frank zappa & david bowie. anne-marie rowlings, celtic cornwall, south west uk poor lad will be taunted at school. shug. Clydebank Can you imagine when he’s old enough to make his own toast? Bear Grills! LEO, LEEDS I can’t believe Cheryl has the gall to name their offspring Bear. There could be a copyright problem here. I’m the Bear. The Bear, south london 3 words 4 final line ov duty: total cop out. stocky shell How could Countryfile be better? Get rid of John Craven with his totally stupid way of questions stating the obvious. Ellie Harrison looks fantastic after having a child. Farouk So Top Gear viewing figures are down again. I do wish the BBC would apologise to Clarkson and beg him to come back or stop wasting licence payers money and dump the show altogether. L L COOL There’s great leggy babes on breakfast news these days. Katherine Downes, Rachel Burton, Elise Chamberlain and Mel Coles. TIGHTS MANIAC TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.