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Is Coleen really that different to the seekingarr­angement.com girl. One wants a sugar daddy to give her a lifestyle, Coleen already has one who she turns a blind eye to his indiscreti­ons in turn for a luxury lifestyle. BA roo was lucky. She is going back to mum so he has shown her his bank statement and now she is going to give him one last chance. Jarvy coleen I work on a building site £600 a week, i’d treat you rite. yamyam swinton wolves My wife saw me giving this woman a lift and now wants a divorce, I said why? She said because you havnt got a 6 million pound mansion. Brianz Wayne Rooney got caught out by Laura Simpson looking for her 15mins of fame. They say footballer­s got brains. UKIP OXFORD so Laura Simpson wants to go on celebrity, just another lass wanting fame. Look at the damage you’ve done to the rooneys. BG LIVERPOOL so scrawny laura simpson thinks trying to bed a married man with three kids is just a bit of harmless fun, chuck her in the gutter where she belongs, with idiot boy rooney. Colleen deserves much better. Jonny lad Does Katie Price realise Wayne Rooney could be on the market soon. Heard of “Dumb & Dumber” but “Thick & Thicker” Mansfield Tony Why dont Wayne Rooney & Katie Price get together, wot a turn up that would be... BIONIC GRAN Do you think Katie (Oh look I’m not wearing a bra) Price was trying to get herself noticed the other day at that charity football match? Alan Bolton How dare Katie Price dress like that on little Bradley’s day. She gets 2 much publicity. She needs 2 c a doctor. Demo Man Katie price doing a tour: who the hell does she think she is? nothing but a foul mouth has-been desperate for attention, what an embarrassm­ent! Pauline brum So Jordan was heckled by a drunk tramp who wandered in off the street. Never mind, at least with the tramps presence, her audience was doubled. The Bear, south london that talulah, total disgrace. 1000’s of children denied treatment becos “NOT FINANCIALL­Y VIABLE” while talulah gets everything. Typical of this country’s sicko “i just want 2 b noticed”. Bantaman Here we go again will & kate having another sprog. 9 months of her being sick. In papers & on tv non stop. Guess we will b paying out again. PATTENMAN Congratula­tions to Wills and Kate on the news baby number three is on the way. Something to look forward to next year. Marie Billingham Another royal baby from Wills+ Kate, or rather, another few millions to add to the Civil List. EBG the windsors. Biggest benefit scroungers. No bedroom tax. No benefit cap. Best medical treatment. If only they could suffer the hell we have to in uk. Bob I wonder if anyone has told Prince William and Kate that the government only pay child support for there first two children now. Geoff another royal baby on the way. They can afford 2 pump kids out, sum people cant. Buy a tv, u dont need 2 pay 4 a licence like most. willy boy Oi Wills? Try & keep it in ya pants will ya? Thats another greedy, sponging, royal sprog us tax payers av got to feed & clothe!! BizmarkWRE­XHAM! Congratula­tions William and Kate. When will Harry stop messing around and find a suitable rose to marry? WT My mother had a 2 page print-out from BT for £0.28p credit! Manpower & postage – what a waste of money! TVJEDI09 macdonalds staff on strike: better beware they are recruiting burger flippers on x factor. the Salford rocket How dare Scamalot try an blackmail ppl into buying tickets by saying charities are losing cash cos sales are down?! If it was a real lottery where u can win by numbers being chosen at random, sales wouldn’t be down you greedy b ***** ds!! JK Can I make a suggestion to Camelot, revert back to how the lottery used to be with 49 numbers and a pound a line and maybe people will return to playing again. FLOYD Davis says £50bn to EU is nonsense yet May says she approve up to £17b for 3 years after Brexit. That equals £51b. What’s going on. BONEHEAD a wife tells her husband to go change their son – two hours later he comes back with a girl. no name we should have a national “lift your head up from your phone day” – anyone remember when we used to have the crack during break at work? Perhaps football in the car park and maybe a chip butty down the pub? Now a canteen full of zombies heads down with precious phones. Whatever happned to human interactio­n and a good laugh??? Rich tony worksop Mary Whitehouse must be turning in her grave at the state of British TV. If you don’t know who she is, google her. Godfree Sledgehamm­er The most frustratin­g programme on the telly? BBC Thief Trackers! There’s No Closure! What Happened Next? BigYogi Tip for X factor contestant­s. Don’t say you write and perform your own songs. Cowell will want someone who does cover versions so he can make an easy buck. LEO F I dont believe the x factor ratings, there wasnt anything else on! Like Monday: only football 7 till 10pm. george ridge now they’ve brought daz back 2 emmerdale they need a gritty storyline 2 stir the pot. How about him being amelia’s real father – now that would b controvers­ial! Heather j Good luck to (brangelina) gr8 news giving u relationsh­ip another go! If its meant to b it will be done. Bpool rose the north korean news reader looks like benny hill. tony worksop So glad I switched to the shining Star from the sinking Sun. I am entertaine­d every day. I read intresting articles that are not full of dogma. And I save money. Dave Wolverhamp­ton TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.

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