SORRY Directioners, Liam Payne has ruled out any hook-ups with his former band mates.
1D fans hoped that after the current crop of solo albums the band would get back together soon.
But the sheer variety of their musical tastes means there won’t even be any collaborations in the meantime.
At the KISS House Party Live, Liam said: “I don’t know how we would do it, we are doing different things.
“Our name has never been more ironic at this current moment. It’s like the Avengers have gone wrong.”
With Harry Styles going alt-rock, Niall Horan acoustic and Louis Tomlinson making EDM bangers, getting 1D on the same page has never been so hard.
“It could work if we all agree on music,” Liam added. But he is currently more focused on keeping his other half happy.
Turns out Cheryl sends telepathic messages when she wants him to look after baby Bear.
Liam said: “He sleeps in our room now, I can feel when Cheryl Brendan Cole. wants me to look after him in the night even if she doesn’t say it.”
Women have that power, Liam. Mercifully, though, their offspring is a good sleeper.
Liam revealed: “Bear is the ultimate miracle child, it’s like we made him in a computer.
“He is amazing, happy all the time, teething at the moment so there is a little bit more crying than usual.
“He goes to sleep at seven and sleeps through until morning.”