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the world’s gone PC mad, calling James bond a rapist? banning plays in hull because of sexual comments about women from a 70 sitcom. stopping walk on from the ladies at the start of darts. They’ll be stopping the f1 ladies next from standing on the grid at the start of a race. Pete westmidlands won’t watch PDC darts anymore, 2 walk on girls were better 2 look at than most of the sweaty dart players. dexbrum wots happened 2 the dolly birds on darts walk ons? Y not ban darts alltogetha coz they r dangerous arnt they? Woteva nxt. Kev in wigan so now 007 is a rapist. It’s a film for entertainment folks. It’s not real. Chitty Chitty bang bang carnt fly. Harry Potter isn’t real. Sorry if I’ve burst your bubble. But you need to know fact and fiction. Phalanx If James Bond films are racist, sexist and rapist what about half the Carry On films? Tony Davies had enough of all these snowflakes complaining about everything. If you don’t like country then f#$ * off and live somewhere else. Big john good PDC darts are finishing the walk on girls more dignity to the sport. stewart buxton Question for all you sexist females. How on earth did your boyfriend manage to chat you up when you first met? Did he make appointment? TEDDY Roulette is the fairest gambling game, it’s the zero that gives the casino its edge but in a betting shop it’s a machine pretending to be roulette. John So H.M Gov. ‘may’ ban drones near airports (but probably not until a major disaster has occurred). Why not give all air passengers a “tick box” vote for or against a ban, I’m sure they would prioritise on not having their safety compromised by some idiots playing with their ‘toys’ in the vicinity of jet engines! CRUSADER it has been well documented that zoo animals display erratic and self destructive behaviour. In our modern world we have caged ourselves with technology and an unnatural way of life all of the mental illness and violence are a direct response to that totally unnatural way of life – in truth we built a mad house and drove ourselves into it. Challenger A 15yr old driver gets 4yrs for causing death by dangerous driving. Our justice system is just a joke. It does not take the loss of young lives seriously. Something must be done. Jack. we must have worst penal system in the world, a 15 year old boy kills 5 people in a car and gets a 4 year jail sentence, out in 2 with good behaviour, what a joke. bob b four and a half years for the little scrote who smashed a stolen car into a tree killing five passengers ..... what sort of punishment is that? He’ll be out in two!! gts serial sex attackers coming out of prisons, people that don’t pay their tv licence going in! It’s a mad world cuthbert I have recently been reading about the stark reality that some of our elderly citizens face when having the dilemma of having to choose food or heating as a priority. Then I read of Ant McPartlin’s troubles which included fighting for custody over a dog. Ah, diddums, in Geordie language it’s a funny old world pet. Quinny, Middleton SHOCK! Any Mcpartlin didn’t go to the NTA p#%* up! We should be celebrating, one of the 12 steps of sobriety is taking yourself out of situations where you have temptations. Good for him. Chris Morley, harrogate You know you are getting old when you can answer the question: You know you are getting old when... LEO,LEEDS Sign of old age: wen u get a text message on ur mobile u pick it up and say ‘hello’. AVYA DUNTHAT Remember the brilliant 70s band Wishbone Ash? Original members now tour in separate bands one as W.A. the other as Martin Turner’s exW.A. band. Which you prefer? TLB swallowed sand and cement now I can lay bricks without using my hands. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS wots red and sits in a corner? A. a naughty strawberry. Alby I used to be a spine-surgeon, but due to cut backs... AL, DURHAM my local pub had a chinese burns night: I was not going to go but the wife twisted my arm. tony worksop Wot’s blak & wite, & red? A sunburnt penguin! Dave.Y.Widnes Why was the dark ages so dark? Coz of all the knights. Witdim My recipe for happiness. Don’t watch news, don’t watch soaps, don’t use social websites and finally mosst important DON’T GET MARRIED! Starman left me. my girlfriend on the She put a note ‘It’s not working, fridge saying, to stay at my I’ve gone I opened the mothers.’When on and light came fridge the cold. I have the beer was she was no idea what the fridge talking about fine. is working Really great to see that Danielle Mason gave her fee from the Daily Star to the charity BulliesOut. Often we see celebrities asking the public to donate their money while they get free publicity. Nice to see a bullied celebrity helping out as well as exposing online trolls. Good on you girl. Mally. Scarborough please all you old fuddy duddies stop whining about the strong storylines in corrie. It’s never been better since phelan came and without him its a drab unfunny wet comedy that should be scrapped. Salford rocket all the fuss bout corrie. In the classic corrie it was a diff generation, diff views, diff way of life and thinking. Today it’s wot folks want, more grit shocks galore, it’s a much diff world now. The maj of folks thinking is not a cosy cups of tea, mundane chat & trivia talk. It reflects how times have changed. Swamp Duck So Shayne Ward is quitting Corrie to try and crack Hollywood. Will we be seeing him in panto at Xmas then? Oh yes we will! PHANTOM TEXTER How pathetic was Bethany at dancing on Corrie. Our cat could have done a better job. Lol Farouk Crosshill Re Eastenders: is Willmott Brown still in Hospital? And what happened to his son who was bundled into a van? Bazza. Halifax TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.