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What a kick in the teeth for Simon Moloney, returning to a country that houses cowardly terrorists as he’s forced to sell his war medals to put a roof over his brave head. Den, Perth Afghan war hero Simon Moloney having to sell Conspicuou­s Gallantry Cross for fighting off terrorists for 90 minutes in 40 degree heat AFTER being shot in the throat. Unbelievab­le. Yet MPs have second homes. Surely being one of only 59 people to win the medal should qualify him for a home. No wonder so many squaddies end up on the streets. DISGUSTED OF CHORLEY All the bbc and sky can do is attack corbyn, no mention of the disabled and poor due to tory cuts and not one minister jailed. Maybot Never mind the design of Corbyn’s cap, its what’s going on in the mind under it that we should worry about. Gonzo It took tiny greenland over 2yrs to do a fisheries deal, time the brexiteers woke up. THE PLEB. Theresa May says “Bright Brexit is just a year away” No it’s not, we will be stuck with Brussels till 2020 with transition period. MR NICE GUY The whole debacle surroundin­g the possible release of Blackcab Rapist john Worboys proves one thing, we do not need a parole board. Why? Because there should be no parole, that’s why. Giving prisoners time off for good behaviour is ridiculous. They should be given more time if they don’t behave. Mally. Scarboroug­h So the Australian Cricket Captain ends up in tears because of the cheating – no sympathy. I wonder how long this has been going on. Could they have cheated when we played for the Ashes. I don’t trust any if them now. Not a fan Bedfordshi­re Smithie mate, your not Aussie crickets messiah – your a very naughty boy. Bruce Pippa-Plonker so richard madeley made a bit of a pervy joke. Big deal it wasn’t that bad. rockajabro­ni whose bright idea was it to bring back generation game with a pair of nobodys. The gen game belonged to bruce forsyth and larry grayson, a masterclas­s with those two. Even jim davidson cocked it up in my opinion. Let memorys be memorys. dave l Apparently the World Championsh­ip tongue twister has been arrested. Hope they give him tough sentence. LEO,LEEDS a man in our street was caught stealing loads of viagra, bet he gets a stiff sentence.bob b I’ve got to stop saying: “how stupid can u be?” cos some people think it’s a challenge! Momma Towel my local locksmith has had a operation for gallstones. He said it was just keyhole surgery. tony the window cleaner When my mate told me i’m a pessimist, i feared the worst. Doomed on the wright show, subject was: does sheep racing distress em? Try asking em. They wld prob say: its nowt to bleat abaaat. Swamp Duck Who composed ‘the ugly bug ball? The Beetles. ADAM ANT I’m thinking of setting up a rival to the ‘Now That’s What I Call Music’ brand, each album will contain the same tracks in the same running order as the original – but it will now be entitled ‘Now That’s What I DON’T Call Music’ instead. THE REAL LTD, wolves I just want to say that people in most cases, are more relaxed and content, after retirement! Sits back in armchair, winks at dog and puffs pipe! GINGER Has anyone else noticed, in the old British black and white war films, that whenever there’s a meeting one of them is always smoking a pipe? Lol. BRUMLAD Great issue today with front page tribute to the late great Ken Dodd. Top billing which is where he belongs. Wonderful carry on gags and more retro babe fun. Thank you. Edinburgh Stuart No Paul or Ringo at Doddy’s funeral. Shame on the pair of you. So much for Scouse respect. BONEHEAD Doom & Gloom mongers at it again saying chocolate & hot cross buns can cause asthma. Doing their best to ruin kids Easter. ANNE FIELD religous pal asked me if I understood tru meaning of easter. Course I do! It’s for chocolate manufactur­ers to rip ppl off with thin skinned poor quality choc eggs wrapped in so much packaging it wud thwart the SAS! Buy a bar of choc instead. Economical­ly friendly. Lily the pink A very happy n peaceful Easter to all txt maniacs n Star workers! LOVE JAYNEXx:):):) Can any Maniacs enliten me as to why David Dickenson is now known as The Duke, John Wayne was always known by this title. JAISTAR. Blackpool well done to ashley banjo for getting the full montys girls and boys, together the stories from their experience­s hit home, and pulled on my heart strings! And the end performanc­es done them proud! Well done teams! janet Wot an amazin performanc­e by the ladies on Real full monty, ladies nite, Victoria n Michelle, heart goes out to them. Col n the rest, nice bots. U did the nation proud, time for everybody to get checked, lads done well also. Bubba.x Having seen idris elba attempt at comedy In The Long Run I suggest he sticks to doing wot he does best: Crime drama. He’s a good actor, Luther brill. Schburt BBC comedy Still Game not funny at all, to think our licence money is going on this C**P and more canned laughter. SCOUSE Hey guys does anyone remember the two guys on BBC tv on sat mornings with phil schofield etc. Their catch phrase was “dey don’t do duvets doh do they doh”. Brilliant they were! Any ideas who they were and are they still going? markymus hi pop texters cud you please help: I say al hibler wrote and sang unchained melody first against others jimmy young and righteous brothers. Thanks if you can help. geordie ray TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.

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