Jesse dance hits all targets

JESSE Lingard’s dance after his wonder goal against Panama ranks in the top 10 World Cup celebrations of all time.

A sports analyst has created a formula for the perfect celebration, where goal gravity (GG), theatrics (T), reaction (R) and an adjustment for bias (A) are considered.

The formula is: GG x 15% + T x 45% + R x 35% + A x 5% = 100%.

Lingard’s celebration after putting England 3-0 up scored a huge 72.

He copied the moves from the popular video game Fortnite.

Sports analyst Dr Garry Gelade advised crisp brand Pringles on the formula.

Cameroon striker Roger Milla’s corner flag jig in 1990 nabbed top spot.

SENSATIONAL: Lingard

ONLY six people with William Hill predicted that England would be winning 5-0 at half-time but a punter who placed £20 at 70-1 near Spurs’ White Hart Lane ground won £1,420.