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we must be mad to pay for a tv licence to line gary lineker and chris evans pockets. wont be paying mine again. alexs

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BBC paying Lineker far too much, total hours doing so called work 200 for £1.75 million – our licence money. Stockton jeff

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gary lineker and chris evans get more money between than than a thousand nurses get in a year. madge

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Why did BBC send sophie raworth to moscow for the england game? Enough staff already there. Waste of all our money. Derek brum

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J Kyle show is staged. Same faces on show and people r told 2 b rude 2 him. so obvious. Kyle’s famous words “u may remember my guests from a previous show” time 4 a change Jerry. Asymmetrical

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I saw the first Mission Impossible film having watched the TV show as a kid but by making Jim Phelps a traitor they ruined all credibility. Steve. London

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Q: name a flightless bird? A: The missus – her passport’s expired. AL

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My second wife told me “The sex is always better on holiday” Not the nicest postcard I ever received. FUNKY LEVEN

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Womens institute stuck in traffic on the motorway. Was it a home made JAM? Hehee

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Igloos, they’re just Kinder eggs for polar bears. Duffy

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