Daily Star

Let 999 workers keep their Christmas tips

- FUNKY LEVEN

NHS Scrooges are ordering staff to hand over any tips cos it can’t be sure where the money came from. I can hardly see terrorists or criminals pinning a Christmas card to an ambulance. Al, Belfast

Ambulance bosses are banning tips to crews. So let’s hope bosses stop their Christmas Bonuses and Christmas parties. One rule for all.

Ed Chat

Boris Johnson caught failing to declare more than £52,000 in income: was he sacked? no chance, he is not a common pleb. At a time when millions are struggling with Tory austerity, free loading sponging MPs claiming for freebies thru their expenses, while hardworkin­g ambulance staff are told to hand back the freebies that they fully deserve.

Red fred

Ref taxing the over 40s to pay for social care. How about taxing the big corporatio­ns 1st or even better stop sending taxes to overseas spongers. Michael Kingston

We did not receive a dowry from the EU when we entered, therefore there is no legal requiremen­t to pay a divorce settlement. If government has 39 billion to spare use it to re nationlise utilities. Lily the pink

mr cameron and mrs may must think the british public are complete idiots. Mr cameron knew if he lost chaos would follow. Mrs may is like a turkey voting for xmas. Surely we must have someone who could tell the EU gangsters we leave on our terms not theirs. SE9 STEVE

Well said Red Fred, may I add to the devastatio­n u described under the tories. Banks have paid no interest for 9yrs. Our N/debt as grown under the same 9yr of austerity,? Crime is running riot. Police, Education, and Health are under funded. Benefit system in tatters. The promise of all our privatised amenity being cheaper has turned into a financial nightmare for families, and the Railways system is a broken disaster paid for by the taxpayer so privatisat­ion can make a profit. We have an all time high of beggers and homelessne­ss and Brexit is proving the government is as much use a pot dog. Bazboy

Huntley wants Stockings and Wig for Christmas? Ok give them to him but make sure he has one stocking shoved in his mouth, other stocking tied tight around his neck. REBEL

So Ian Huntley wants stockings for Xmas! No problem as long as I can string them round his neck and string im up watch him swing as deserved! Liz xx

Can I still say “it’s raining cat’s n dogs” ask for “pigs in blankets” at Xmas n I’m A Celeb Vegan bushtucker trials next year eating plants! Nope! TVjedi09

The old celebs don’t half crawl out of the closet at xmas. They make santa look like an imposter. AL, DURHAM

that loud-mouthed old woman belinda on ‘tipping point’ fri ruined the show! she was talkin nonstop throughout even when it was some 1 elses go! alan, l/pool

ITV should bring back Boot Sale Challenge. I liked Lorne Spicer.

Steve. London

I was in the jungle saw a monkey with a tin opener I says you don’t need a tin opener for a banana, he says that’s for the custard. alphaone Selby

I use to wear glasses to sharpen my pencils. Now I don’t see the point. C. Speckz

“This car you sold me is terrible. You said it had one careful owner!” Salesman: “Well I didn’t say all of them were careful.” bigfal

I use to play a triangle in a reggae band, I packed it in because it was the same old ting! Coco, wigton, cumbria

Santa told me he had a new reindeer thats blind in one eye. When I asked him whats its name, he replied. I’ve no eye deer. Daz. Charing

a Viking named Rudolph the red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” “Because Rudolph the red knows rain, Dear”.

 ?? A. Lytham ?? ®If Santa reads the DS pls bring me TOWIE hottie Shelby Tribble for Christmas. Just in case he doesn’t please do a pic of the sexy babe.
A. Lytham ®If Santa reads the DS pls bring me TOWIE hottie Shelby Tribble for Christmas. Just in case he doesn’t please do a pic of the sexy babe.

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