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I’M dreaming of a white Christmas.
Not the kind that some idiot Chelsea fans allegedly want. I want snow.
I am usually a Scrooge at this time of year but I’m trying to get into the spirit.
My girlfriend said to me: “If you buy me another terrible gift this year then I’ll put it in the bin.”
She’s going to love the extra-large bin liners I got her for Christmas.
I’ve also just bought my niece a fridge for her to unwrap under the tree.
I can’t wait to see her little face light up when she opens it. I’m already