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getting as fat as Santa with all the booze and food I’ve been tucking away.
But according to my health app I walked 5,000 steps last night.
The steps were mainly around the free buffet, but still, better than nothing I reckon.
I find it hard at this time of year as getting anything out of my fridge is like playing Jenga. I got so peckish one night I ate a load of Christmas decorations when I was drunk.
My GP said I was suffering from a mild case of tinsellitis.
A winter chill is heading our way say forecasters so it could well be a White Christmas.
Give yourself a present with a flutter on snow on the 25th (Paddy Power) – 5-1.
THE first day at a new school and I wanted to send a message so I walked up to the biggest kid I could find and punched him. From that day on, everyone knew not to mess with the new headteacher. Don’t mess about and stick a bet on West Ham to beat Fulham today (Betfred) – Fulham 19-10 Draw 13-5 West Ham 6-4
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