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THE BACHELOR: Alex Marks °

On The Bachelor UK can’t alex see it’s NOT HIM the girls r fightin 4 it’s his MONEY & the lifestyle it will give 2 em & I don’t blame em! Jennifer Friend

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Adam Johnson wants to come out of prison early to avoid the press. I’ve a better idea. Why don’t you come out a bit later. Preferably 3 years so you can serve your full sentence. Frogspit

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R.I.P keith flint. He sponsored Isle of man TT motorbike racer ian hutchinson’s miraculous winning return in 2015, following 30 operations on his injured leg. Martin

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A Holden is so jealous of Holly always trying to outdo her. Holly models new line in fashion. Then Amanda does the same. She wanted this morning job when she stood in while Holly was on maternity leave. She thought everybody would want her instead of Holly. Dream on no chance horrible old woman. Ches Girl

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Surely there must be a BBC manual “how to look presentable on television”? We now have men looking like wild beasts with ugly unkempt beards! Beryl

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Note to radio advertisers. Brian Blessed’s booming great voice is no longer amusing.

Steve, London

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I once heard a story that SPAM stands for ‘Specially Prepared American Meat’, not sure if there’s any truth in that. I usually grill a few slices of SPAM, and have it on a toasted sandwich or muffin with cheese and a dollop of tomato ketchup. Dave Pinfold, Stockport

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To stop scam phone calls: buy an answer phone! Put in numbers you know, don’t answer those you don’t, simples. Old Ale