Panties are Paltry

GWYNETH Paltrow’s bonkers lifestyle website Gloop has started selling a bra for £245 and knickers for £171.

A bargain compared to the £400 vibrator she also flogs but there’s a catch.

The bra doesn’t actually have any cups – it’s just elastic straps – and the drawers are totally backless.

Easy for conscious coupling I guess but basically pants.