Bloke’s sex toy shocker

I’VE found some odd things in my fella’s pockets, workbag and car.

Back at Christmas I was looking for a sack of presents for my niece, but instead found a bag of sex toys in his boot.

He claimed he was looking after them for a workmate.

Then, two condoms fell out of his suit when I took it to the dry cleaner’s.

Now I’ve found a bag of white powder in his rucksack.

He snatched it out of my hands claiming it was icing sugar needed for a charity cake bake at work.

He says he’s devoted to me, but do you buy that?