Daily Star

Flat Earth? You’ve gone one round too many Carl

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❑ So retired boxer Carl Froch thinks the world is flat? Think he took too many punches to his head. trucker mick

❑ If the earth is flat then all the world’s airline pilots must be in on the conspiracy, think about it.

sonny, glasgow

❑ Robtin why should the Gov bail out Thomas Cook? When it was down to the greedy bosses giving themselves big bonuses when the airline was losing millions... it would be the tax payer that would be bailing them out. stig2

❑ With regards to Thomas cook going bankrupt... it’s all about greed and the big businessme­n and women living on their over-inflated egos and b ****** s to the little person! Paul Lancs

❑ The bosses of mismanaged businesses need 2b held accountabl­e & the auditors. angst

❑ I’ve no sympathy over Thomas cook only for the people who have lost out. But the sad thing is folk will still vote for these heartless Tories at the next election.

Stevie, m/well

❑ Just come back from Thassos in Greece. Hotel owner not been paid by Thomas Cook, so what has Thomas Cook done with my money which we paid them a year ago? How’s the owner of the apartments going to get by? Steve Bexleyheat­h

❑ Thomas Cook crash: Thousands stranded and jobs lost, holidays ruined and taxpayers’ money used to rescue those stranded. The board of directors should be arrested they are a disgrace. TLB

❑ Thomas cook going down but Tory minister says don’t help travel companies. Help every other country. What about all the jobs? Look after are own. same old crap

Bootle boy

❑ How much bonus wil the boss of failed thomas cook get for his spectacula­r f *** up Alan C

❑ Sorry 4 the people affected by Thos Cook collapse. In 2011 I decided not 2 book with them after problems with them then. Check ur agent thoroughly. Asymmetric­al

❑ I went to the zoo yesterday and two lions were mating in front of everybody. I thought, have they no pride? Dave Roaring

❑ Some great comedy acts on stage in Brighton this week, and it isn’t even Pantomime Season yet!

Dave Pinfold, Stockport

❑ Promises, promises and all of them empty. There must be a general election coming up after the party conference­s! alan in teesdale

❑ Jeez. Just looking at the audience at the Laborious Party Conf. The UK is totally stuffed if this scruffy rabble get in power! Never trust anyone with thin lips like Old McDonnell either! AA

Corbyn says Labour will bring in a 4-day working week if he gets to be pm. I’m not fooled. It’s a bribe to try to get my vote. i’m not falling for it. Jolly Janitor

❑ Labour have proved once again at their conference that they are a cut above the rest, offering a moderate fair way on brexit, unlike the fanatical extremists the lib dems, and the Tory brexit party that only offer hatred and division, while labour offers a better way forward with a brighter future. Red Ben

❑ I’m wondering, is my continenta­l quilt still going 2 work after brexit? the real big dave osborne

❑ So banning the consumptio­n of meat like banning smoking is on the cards. Good. Meat eaters are all cavemen. Viva la veggies. Ynwa car park jeff lfc

❑ What a plonka liam gallagher is saying give magic mushrooms 2 teen knife thugs, all this knife crime & shootings r down to them takin drugs in the first place coz their off their head and dont no what they r doin. Kev in wigan

❑ My dogs are called Rolex and Tag Heuer. They’re my watch dogs. PUBLUNCH

❑ A footballer parachuted on to the pitch during a match so the referee booked him for descent.

tony worksop

 ??  ?? ■ I met weather lady Laura Tobin once when she did a live broadcast from my home town. She is lovely. Can we have a picture please. Thank you. Colin from kent
■ I met weather lady Laura Tobin once when she did a live broadcast from my home town. She is lovely. Can we have a picture please. Thank you. Colin from kent
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