DINA MIGHT UPSET BEN Sports personality tip

KEEP your friends close and your enemies closer really is a stupid bit of advice.

I felt weird watching my mates have a good time at the opposite side of the pub while I sat at a table with my ex and that idiot she left me for.

It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the local pub. But strangely it’s at least a 35-minute walk from the pub back home to my house.

The difference is staggering.

The Boris and Brexit debacle going on still staggers me. This week all the talk was about the Irish backstop. Though I’m not sure what the catcher in a game of rounders has to do with anything.

Also this week the Scottish Parliament has made it illegal for parents to give their kids a little smack. Just Special Brew only from now on, I’m afraid. Someone who needs to have a little of something to chill out is Prince Harry.

He’s had a go at the press for printing a letter wife Meghan wrote to her dad.

It seems to me like Harry and Meg want their cake and to eat it too… on a private jet and for the taxpayer to pay for the whole lot.

You can’t be an exhibit in the zoo and not have people look at you, Harry.

A Great Briton who definitely wasn’t moaning this week was the fabulous DINA ASHER-SMITH, who won Britain’s first ever female sprinting gold medal at a major championships.

The speedster has won the hearts of the nation and I reckon she could upset Cricket World Cup-winning hero Ben Stokes to become the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2019:

Paddy Power – 9/1