Hero Shay could play for Wales one day
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Re Shay Dunster: the 9 year old rugby player with one arm. Take no notice of the bullies. Keep up the good work. Who knows you might play for your country one day. DMan
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I am getting withdrawal symptoms – please, please bring back the repair shop, best programme on tele. oap
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For god’s sake can somebody sack the script writers of Emmerdale – it’s getting more depressing than ever. Neal, Blackpool
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Ben Mitchell. What is going on? He went away the Milky Bar Kid and came back Billy the Kid! Southern Cazza, Hull
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Tis a sad day wen ITV (the people’s channel) cut short that luvable man piers morgan in favour of a load of jocks and ruskies chasing an odd shaped ball around for eighty mins! robtin
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Village idiot painting his living room wearing two heavy duty jackets. His mate drops in and asks him why are you wearing those jackets on a red hot day? Well replies the village idiot, it does say two coats on the tin?
Coco, Wigton, Cumbria
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It’s that rough where I live there’s a month’s waiting list to be mugged. Tony, Worksop
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In the bank an old lady asked me if I’d check her balance? So I pushed her and said: “You seem fine.” Dave Teller
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Full English for Breakfast, Scotch broth and a loaf for dinner, Curry for suppa, 12 pints in the pub. Next morning the World fell out my bottom! Rebel 999
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Walkers crisps’ new flavour for you. Insult and Lineker flavour. Malpig Oxford
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When we come out of EU will the TV people talk in yards and miles please so we english can relate to them. Corky