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Hero Shay could play for Wales one day

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Re Shay Dunster: the 9 year old rugby player with one arm. Take no notice of the bullies. Keep up the good work. Who knows you might play for your country one day. DMan

I am getting withdrawal symptoms – please, please bring back the repair shop, best programme on tele. oap

For god’s sake can somebody sack the script writers of Emmerdale – it’s getting more depressing than ever. Neal, Blackpool

Ben Mitchell. What is going on? He went away the Milky Bar Kid and came back Billy the Kid! Southern Cazza, Hull

Tis a sad day wen ITV (the people’s channel) cut short that luvable man piers morgan in favour of a load of jocks and ruskies chasing an odd shaped ball around for eighty mins! robtin

Village idiot painting his living room wearing two heavy duty jackets. His mate drops in and asks him why are you wearing those jackets on a red hot day? Well replies the village idiot, it does say two coats on the tin?

Coco, Wigton, Cumbria

It’s that rough where I live there’s a month’s waiting list to be mugged. Tony, Worksop

In the bank an old lady asked me if I’d check her balance? So I pushed her and said: “You seem fine.” Dave Teller

Full English for Breakfast, Scotch broth and a loaf for dinner, Curry for suppa, 12 pints in the pub. Next morning the World fell out my bottom! Rebel 999

Walkers crisps’ new flavour for you. Insult and Lineker flavour. Malpig Oxford

When we come out of EU will the TV people talk in yards and miles please so we english can relate to them. Corky

 ??  ?? WONDERFUL: Shay Dunster
WONDERFUL: Shay Dunster

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