JOKE OF THE DAY
Just seen Sophie Cookson who is playing Christine Keeler in new BBC drama. Better than the original! Pic please. Mish-Mash, Tunbridge Wells off. My dog going mad. I thought there was a law against this? Something needs to be done, it’s getting ridiculous. People can be so selfish. JoM
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If they find these people that put them in the lorry send them to China for trial they will give them swift justice. No mucking about. Rab fife
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It’s about time all countries united and stopped all people smugglers? 39 migrants DIED in back of refrigerator truck, when the culprits are caught do same with them lock them in a container, and throw away the key they are just filthy lumps of scum, that deserve to die a lingering horrible death. REBEL
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Why is Smuggled taken off air due to bodies found in van because this will not stop people being smuggled into this soft as butter country. Liverpool jackie
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Re tinkerbell & Brian: Scotland gets free prescriptions and gets bedroom tax paid for because of scottish parliament. If you want same I suggest you vote labour instead of a right wing tory government who couldn’t give a stuff about you. dd
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So a pair of t**s (Lily) sorts brexit out: we have enough t ** s in parliament as it is. AL
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England v the kiwis! After the kiwis have performed the haka I reckon the england team should reply with a morris dance! robtin
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looking ahead to late October the end of BST (on Sun) – why not end it by half an hour instead of one and make it the last. The difference in daylight hours is only two weeks at 15 mins per week. How can anyone notice that? It’d end confusion. George Jedburgh
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I’m sure mother nature is trying to drown us with all this rain and put us out of our brexit misery. Oap
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Started a ‘where’s Demi’s Pose’ game at work. She’s not been in for two days in a row, please Ed more of the brummie beauty. Ant
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Don’t buy anything with velcro! It’s a
Zipper
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Archeologists are an uncaring lot. They’re always digging up the past.
T Bones
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Tony worksop: It could be worse. My sat nav is voiced by Bonnie Tyler. It keeps telling me to turn around.
DMan
mate I said to a the other day: got a “You have out?” He brake light mind said “Never my that, where’s caravan gone.”
Aren’t Police resources stretched enough without Alison Hernandez urging ‘victims’ to dial 999 when being wolf whistled? These snowflakes need to get a grip! FISHKEEPER
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is Alison Hernandez mad telling women to dial 999 if they are wolf whistled – don’t the police have enough to do? It’s just a bit of harmless fun, get a life. nanny val
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Ban fireworks. What next? Ban Christmas maybe our culture is being slowly destroyed. Paul lancs
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Bangers going off every night. Scaring my poodle rafa. Ban fireworks now and stop scaring pets.
Carpark Jeff LFC
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Ten past one this morning and I was woken by fireworks being set
Tazer, who doesn’t always get his own way. Kayleigh Bruce, Crawley, West Sussex that fastens ripoff! Dave